Cole: and here comes some true great Americans
King: funny none of them look native to me
Cole: oh haha Jerry
Crowd: WE THE PEOPLE!!!
(Huge crowd cheer)
King: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?
Cole: how can this be?
JR: it's all thanks to Mr. McDowell for helping edge cover the cost of some state-of-the-art surgery
Crowd: EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!
King: just listen to these people, they are in shock but thrilled!!!
Crowd: EDGE! EDGE! EDGE!
JR: it is deafening in here!!
Cole: I wish these people would shut up I can't hear myself think
King: lucky you
Crowd: WELCOME BACK! WELCOME BACK! WELCOME HIM BACK!
Cole: for Edge's sake I hope he didn't come back to soon
Swagger: better worry about me more than then!
Cole: Swagger's got a great point Edge better focus before....
JR: oh and Edge just slaps the taste out of Swaggers mouth
Crowd: WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!! WELCOME BACK!!!
King: Swagger right back onto his feet and has some words to say to Edge
Cole: Edges is playing with fire right now
JR: are you implying Michael that he's not taking this very serious?
Crowd: YOU STILL GOT IT!! YOU STILL GOT IT!! YOU STILL GOT IT!! YOU STILL GOT IT!!
Cole: what do you think Jim?? Doesn't look like it to me!
King: edge maybe having a little bit of fun, but I sure you he's taking this match very serious
Cole: at least the referee is starting to take control
JR: I am a brutal kick to the gut by Swagger
Cole: looks like Swagger is done playing around with Edge
King: swagger is quickly on top of him
King: and has him locked up
Cole: for big guy he is so quick
JR: I completely agree with you Michael
JR: and he utilizes his amateur back around
JR: floats over
Cole: just quickly testing that neck surgery
King: well Cole like you said before I really hope he didn't come back too soon
JR: he's making it up to his feet
Cole: but he still has to use the rope to break the hold. Guys I really think he came back too soon
King: because he use the ropes?
Cole: no because he didn't have the strength to break out
JR: my god what a vicious kick!!
King: come on ref he was against the ropes
Swagger: WE THE PEOPLE
Cole: Swaggers right back on him
JR: edge slips out
King: now Edge has him
JR: he rolls him up for pin
Cole: but he doesn't quite have it locked in
Cole: and as a result looks like Swaggers out before one count
JR: Edge better be careful, looks like Swaggers going for that ankle.
King: and that will only lead to one thing
Cole: The patriot lock!!
JR: Jack didn't have it locked in quick enough, and Edge was able to quickly roll through
King: that's right JR edge was quickly able to get out of that and is now set and Swagger up for something
Cole: something really King something you don't even know the name of his moves?!?!?
King: I know what it's called! It's an electric chair facebuster
Cole: then why didn't you just call it that
King: i'm about to call a lot of moves I'm going to put you in
JR: guys there is a match going on
King: Edge nails the electric chair facebuster
Cole: well said King
King: thank you Michael
JR: here's the pin
JR: and Swagger kicks out at two!
Cole: Edge isn't Swagger even catch his breath
King: wrong again Cole
Cole: that's my mistake for doubting the athleticism and will of Jack Swagger
JR: and just a vicious clothesline, he damn near took his head off with that one!!
Cole: that was just pure power
King: he needs to stop showboating, should've went for a cover when he had the chance
Cole: it's not called showboating King he's being patriotic!
JR: he wrapped him up
King: I love my country but that was just blatant showboating
Cole: do you King, because I didn't see you rice your feet when Swagger made his way out here
JR: scoops he in the air
JR: and Edge so elusive
King: know what Cole your new attitude is really starting to piss me off
JR: guys settle this in the back we got a match to call
Cole: and Jack kicks out at two
King: Swagger quickly gets up at my God another vicious vicious kick to the head
Cole: just think about what each one of those shots have done
Cole: it's not just about the blow to the head, but think about the whiplash it's doing to the neck
JR: I think the referees seen enough of this
Cole: Edge now crawling to the corner
Cole: and Swagger is there to meet him
Ref: come on Jack break it up 1 2 3 4....
JR: oh come on now would you look at this
Cole: Zeb is just trying to welcome him into America
JR: I bit my tongue long enough, but really Cole really?
Cole: call the match JR and a belly to back German suplex
King: there goes more that "patriotism"
Cole: now you're getting it King
JR: even with Zeb telling him to stay on top of him you still are going to stick by that story
Cole: what story JR it's the truth
JR: anyway here's the cover attempt
King: 2!
JR: and that was a great cover by Swagger but maybe if you would've went directly for that cover this match would be over right now
Cole: doubtful Edge is too stupid to quit
King: looks like he listen to Zeb because now he's really staying on him
King: what Swagger got in mind here
JR: doesn't matter he's fighting out
Cole: U2 need to stop underestimating Jack
JR: I would never do that, the kid is a fantastic athlete and an all American
King: and right there's proof classics examples of amateur wrestling
King: combined with the quick float over headlock
Cole: maybe I making you fans of his after all
JR: I wouldn't hold your breath, it's his attitude
King: Man swagger just continues to wrench that headlock in
Cole: Edge pops free
Cole: the cover
King: and again he quickly kicks out
Cole: i'm telling you, he came back way too soon that neck just isn't right
King: it's like Swagger can smell the blood in the water
Cole: look at this strength he's carrying him around the ring like a child
King: oh no
JR: there it is Swaggers patent maneuver the gut wrenching power bomb
King: why isnt he coverng him this one's over
Cole: looks like he wants him to pay
King: The patriot lock again
JR: he has it locked in right in the center of the ring
Ref: what do you say Edge??
King: Edge is just trying to make it to the ropes
King: Now he really has it locked in legs are completely wrapped up
JR: edge is really showing his heart and tenacity inching his way still to the ropes
King: there's no quit in him at all JR!!
Cole: you're right about the no quit but that's all that's left in him
JR: Edge is out
Cole: don't check his arm just ring the bell ref it's over, Swagger just advanced in the tournament!!
Ref: 1!
Cole: WHAT THE HELL
JR: he just sprung back to life
King: I don't even believe it JR
Ref: he's on the ropes, break the hold. 1 2 3 4....
King: it's about time he released it
Cole: so you're blaming him for taking advantage of the full five count?
Cole: now is just toying with him, he's just prone to pounce
King: I think it took Edge everything in his body just to make the ropes
JR: the ref may need to get in there and check on him, I don't think he can continue
Cole: I don't think that's how he wants to win, he is scooping Edge up
King: Edge hasn't moved a muscle. I'm really starting to worry
JR: looks like Swagger is going for that gut wrench power bomb again
King: he hits this and it is most definitely over with
Cole: vintage Jack Swagg...
JR: always wait for the move to be completed before getting in your catchphrase Michael
King: Smart move by Edge whipping him into the corner and given him enough time to catch his own breath
Cole: I doubt it's going to be enough time
King: oh I think it was
JR: SPEAR SPEAR SPEAR
Cole: Edge just got lucky
Ref: 1 2...
Ref: 3!
King: call it what you want Michael but I think edge just dug deep
JR: and that three
King: what an outstanding main event!
JR: thank you for tuning in ladies and gentlemen and we hope to see you next time here on TWWE!!!!!